A little Distraction

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

(Source: cantcontrolthegay, via tirnanogue)

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via kaurii)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Gryffindor: me - ow, motherfucker.

Slytherin: hiss hiss, motherfucker.

Ravenclaw: caw caw, motherfucker.

Hufflepuff: …

Hufflepuff: …

Hufflepuff: badger, badger.

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Gryffindor: me - ow, motherfucker.

Slytherin: hiss hiss, motherfucker.

Ravenclaw: caw caw, motherfucker.

Hufflepuff: …

Hufflepuff: …

Hufflepuff: badger, badger.

bahtmun:

Welcome back home.

transjudai:

mmmmblocking out the haters

transjudai:

mmmmblocking out the haters

(via dodda-the-hylian)

shadesofamethyst:

lickystickypickyshe:

The Turkish company Pugedon has recently introduced a vending machine that’s an innovative way to help both the environment and our furry friends. It releases food for the city’s stray dogs and cats every time a plastic bottle is deposited, and it allows people to empty their water bottles for the animals as well.

This wonderful service operates at no charge to the city because the recycled plastic pays for the cost of food. So, with a little financial investment, the simple machines do a lot of good. They provide a steady source of sustenance to the animals, many of which rely on caring residents to regularly feed them. It also encourages people to make a habit of recycling and help conserve our environment for future generations.

Put these everywhere

(Source: mymodernmet.com, via squidmccephalopod)

patronsaintofplagues:

This picture is amazing!

patronsaintofplagues:

This picture is amazing!

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

(via dotparfait)

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

image

(Source: calum4president, via squidmccephalopod)

enterprising-gentleman:

sapphirefiber:

paintedlandscape:

INFMETRY star projector.

I really genuinely want this.

Oh, this is cool, but I bet it’s one of those insanely expensive things I’ll never be able to have in a million years.

OHWAITLOOK IT’S $22 HOLY CRAP

Some assembly required, but it looks fun to assemble. AND THOSE RESULTS HOLY CRAP

Yep, added to my wishlist, for sure!

(via dodda-the-hylian)

jean-shut-up:

ask-hells-children:

life-of-a-chocoholic:

asktheteamofscientists:

thecosmosmadeconscious:

Starry Night using Hubble images.

MY SPACE BONER AND ART BONER HAVE COLLIDED.

THE SPACE FANDOM DOESN’T FUCK AROUND

WE HAVE A SPACE FANDOM

WE DO NOW

(via tirnanogue)