A little Distraction

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

kingsleyyy:

reblog if this cat is prettier than you

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insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

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A Deadpool movie in which….

itsmemacleod:

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN 

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viinasu:

Harley Quinn gives me so much life

viinasu:

Harley Quinn gives me so much life

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eclipticafusion:

Felt like drawing a deer, something furry and also something hopefully dinamic, so drew Bam from AnimalCrossing

eclipticafusion:

Felt like drawing a deer, something furry and also something hopefully dinamic, so drew Bam from

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workingclassfucker:

gallifrey-feels:

balladofwormzlp:

bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

Sounds about right

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

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h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

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mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

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goblincrossing:

Day 6: Favorite Jock VillagerRudy is my fav, but I did him for day one.  I thought about doing Bill or Antonio, but I couldn’t draw either of them, so I picked Bam.  The gif is a little messy, but I think it’s still cute.

goblincrossing:

Day 6: Favorite Jock Villager

Rudy is my fav, but I did him for day one.  I thought about doing Bill or Antonio, but I couldn’t draw either of them, so I picked Bam.  The gif is a little messy, but I think it’s still cute.

thefrogman:

There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

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